Sunday, September 5, 2010

This sign for Pretzel Crisps has been changed. I’m so glad. I mean, it’s not just me, right? You can’t just tell people that they can never be too thin. Trust me, they can.
Snack Factory says that their ass was about the pretzels themselves, since they are, in fact, not merely pretzels but pretzel crackers. That’s fine, but sheesh. Have they been living under rocks the past couple of years when anorexia has been becoming more and more of a problem in this country?

Besides, that stupid pack of pretzels packs about 660 calories per bag. I can think of plenty of big, fat snacks that are “thinner” than that.

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